tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44672738563531033262011-11-28T04:16:45.133+05:00Premium Quality Bulk SMS Messages Latest SMS / text messages and jokes [Love Eid / Urdu Poetry / Islam / Friendship / Funny / Sad / Adult / Miss You / Zardari sms]cardallyanoreply@blogger.comBlogger7671100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-71339247745624720872010-09-28T22:43:00.004+05:002010-09-28T22:45:38.337+05:00Dil torne k liye bus yehi baat kafu hai<div><br /></div><div>Faraz</div><div><br /></div><div>The number you have dialled is busy on anothe call:D</div><div>Toon Toon Toon? !!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7133924774562472087?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-77107130855913260202010-09-28T22:40:00.001+05:002010-09-28T22:42:06.206+05:00Ta'ajub Hai<div><br /></div><div>"ALLAH" apni itni sari makhlook mai se Mujhe nahi bhoolta</div><div><br /></div><div>mera tou "AIK" he ALLAH hai mai usay bhool jata hun</div><div><br /></div><div>SILENT MESSAGE FOR ALL!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7710713085591326020?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-84557497166504835192010-09-28T22:35:00.002+05:002010-09-28T22:39:21.113+05:00Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai<div><br /></div><div>Friend:Oye wo kese?</div><div><br /></div><div>Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya</div><div><br /></div><div>Wo teacher ki naak pe laga</div><div><br /></div><div>teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??</div><div><br /></div><div>Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))<br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8455749716650483519?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-75358169485910187522010-09-28T22:29:00.002+05:002010-09-28T22:35:01.022+05:00Message of the day<div><br /></div><div>Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai</div><div><br /></div><div>Per jab Doran-e-AZAN "ALLAH" hum se baat karta hai tou uska jawab daine ke bajae doosri baatain hoti hain wo tou hamara "RAB" hai uski baat ke doran "KHAMOOSHI" zaroori nahi?</div><div>SOchiye?</div><div><br /></div><div>ALLAH hum sab ko amal ki tofeeq de</div><div><br /></div><div>AAmeen</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7535816948591018752?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-8656838996745903012010-09-28T22:27:00.002+05:002010-09-28T22:29:54.755+05:00dear maths <div><br /></div><div>All my life you made me find your X</div><div><br /></div><div>Listen buddy she's not coming back so please move on</div><div><br /></div><div>Regards: Frustated student:P</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-865683899674590301?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-17947428927634828502010-09-28T22:24:00.002+05:002010-09-28T22:26:31.046+05:00Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai<div><br /></div><div>Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar deti hai</div><div><br /></div><div>Kar k mohabta koi nahi bachta hai</div><div><br /></div><div>Aur jo bachta hai us ko tanhai mar deti hai:(</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1794742892763482850?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-69127106601800207742010-09-28T22:23:00.000+05:002010-09-28T22:24:23.357+05:00Always speak the truth<div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>And run immediately after speaking it:D</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6912710660180020774?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-55952823377108840462010-09-28T22:20:00.003+05:002010-09-28T22:22:47.434+05:00Kese ho yaar tum tou mujhe bhool he gaye ho.<div><br /></div><div>Main bhi tumhain bhoolne he wala tha k achanak</div><div><br /></div><div>Aaj jab masjid se meri chapal chori hui tou tum yaad aagaye:D</div><div><br /></div><div>I MISS YOU</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5595282337710884046?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-83848234653351024862010-09-28T22:17:00.002+05:002010-09-28T22:19:45.440+05:00Teacher Define Newtons Law?<div><br /></div><div>Papu:Sir mujhe pura yaad nahi haiakhri ka yaad hai.</div><div><br /></div><div>Teacher:Acha wo batao</div><div><br /></div><div>Papu:This is called<b> "NEWTONS LAW"</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8384823465335102486?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-83875746094682680842010-09-28T14:55:00.002+05:002010-09-28T14:58:54.793+05:00Hum tou samander k kinare par beth k pani mai pather phenk rahe thy<div><br /></div><div>FARaz</div><div><br /></div><div>K achanak pani mai se magar mach aya aur kehne laga pani mai aa teri gaand pharta hun:D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8387574609468268084?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-65876619834288815062010-09-28T14:52:00.002+05:002010-09-28T14:55:37.712+05:00Boy: I love you<div>Girl: Ponka</div><div>Boy: I will die for you</div><div>Girl: Ponka</div><div>Boy: I cannot Live without you</div><div>Girl: Ponka</div><div>Boy: I will marry you</div><div>Girl: Really</div><div>Boy: Ponka:D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6587661983428881506?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-968965802659396342010-09-28T14:48:00.001+05:002010-09-28T14:52:24.736+05:00Teri judai main dil beqarar na karun <div><br /></div><div>Tou keh de tou tera intizaar na karun </div><div><br /></div><div>Bewafai karni haitou is kadar karna</div><div><br /></div><div>K tere baad mai kisi aur se pyar na karun:(</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-96896580265939634?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-38452242742385130192010-09-28T14:44:00.002+05:002010-09-28T14:48:37.412+05:001 Larki park mainidher udher ghoom rahi thi<div><br /></div><div>1 pathan ne poocha aap kya talash kar rahi hain?</div><div><br /></div><div>Larki sharmate huwe mai apni zindagi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hun</div><div><br /></div><div>Pathan: Nahi Mila?</div><div><br /></div><div>Larki:Nahi</div><div><br /></div><div>Pathan:Baji Regal se pata karo wahan se har cheez mil jati hai:D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3845224274238513019?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-89738373602467187012010-09-28T14:36:00.002+05:002010-09-28T14:42:53.254+05:008 Amazing facts<div>1)India mai 95% log milk nahi peete</div><div>2)Uk mai ab takjurwa bache paida nahi huwe</div><div>3)Nepal mai tigers insaano k sath soty hain</div><div>4)Saanp ko agar hawa mai phenka jaye tou wo 10 minute tak ur sakta hai</div><div>5)Zebra ka dil nahi hota</div><div>6)Monkey chineese zuban samjhta hai</div><div>7)HAthi ki dum k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki battery charge kar sakte hain</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>8)Ye sab points galat hain. hamare ghar light nahi hai time pass kar raha tha </div><div>ghor se parhne ka shukriya!!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8973837360246718701?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-85030012309079915242010-09-28T14:31:00.003+05:002010-09-28T14:36:20.842+05:00Ek pathan apne khandan ke sath jungle main rehta tha <div><br /></div><div>Aik din usay jungle se 1 sheesha mila</div><div><br /></div><div>Wo samjha k us k baap ki tasweer hai</div><div><br /></div><div>Wo usay apne ghar le gaya aur us se roz baatain karne laga</div><div><br /></div><div>Us ki bivi ko shak hua </div><div><br /></div><div>Aik din shohar ki gair mojood gi mai us ne sheesha nikalaaur apna aks daikh k boli</div><div><br /></div><div>"Acha tou ye hai wo kalmoi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha"</div><div><br /></div><div>Us ne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya tou saas ne kaha "Khair hai budhi hai jald mar jae G"</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8503001230907991524?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-77216271214488741922010-09-28T14:27:00.001+05:002010-09-28T14:30:23.080+05:00Mera us shehr-e-adawat mai basaira hai <div><br /></div><div>Faraz</div><div><br /></div><div>Jahan Log sajdoon mai bhe auron ka bura chahte hai:(</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7721627121448874192?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-61110832953424614842010-09-28T14:25:00.002+05:002010-09-28T14:27:37.490+05:00Mandir ki deewar pe likha tha agar gunnah kar k thak gaye ho tou ander aajao<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Neeche ek larki Lipstick se likh gayi</div><div><br /></div><div>Agar nahi thake tou mandir K peeche aajao:D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6111083295342461484?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-55899249136507349582010-09-27T21:54:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:57:33.935+05:00Apple = Vitamins<div><br /></div><div>Vitamin = Power</div><div><br /></div><div>Power = Work</div><div><br /></div><div>Work = Money</div><div><br /></div><div>Money = Women</div><div><br /></div><div>Women = Sex</div><div><br /></div><div>Sex = Aids</div><div><br /></div><div>Aids = Death</div><div><br /></div><div><b>Aur kha apple salay=p</b></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5589924913650734958?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-47418486238004923032010-09-27T21:51:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:54:08.188+05:00Mere <b>doston ki paichan itni mushkil nahi hai</b><div><br /></div><div><b>FAraz</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Wo sab se aage hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain:)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4741848623800492303?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-51185270094753089382010-09-27T21:48:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:51:20.838+05:00A girl talking on mobile<div>2nd girl:Kis se baat kar rahi ho??</div><div>1st:Bhai se </div><div>2nd:Itne pyar se ??</div><div>1st:<b>Haan tera jo hai!</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5118527009475308938?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-182948845740520882010-09-27T21:45:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:48:36.470+05:00Ek aurat dosri se<div>Tauba!<b>Ye ufone walon ko kiya hogaya hai??</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Baray se poster par larki ki photo hai aur likha hai!</div><div><br /></div><div><b>Lagay raho sari raat sirf 2 rupay 99 paise mai!!</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-18294884574052088?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-41519642166888690162010-09-27T21:41:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:45:09.385+05:00Ek larki sarak pe akeli jarahi thi peeche se ek boy ghar tak lift chahiye kya??<div><br /></div><div>Girl:Bhag ja saly 3 din se lift le rahi hun aaj tak ghar nahi pounchi:D:)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4151964216688869016?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-1796542769119636042010-09-27T21:38:00.003+05:002010-09-27T21:41:09.962+05:00Gham sunane k liye <b>tumse hath kese milaun</b> ae <div><br /></div><div><b>DoSt</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Tumhe tou naak mai ungliyaan dalne se he fursat nah<b>i:P</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-179654276911963604?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-35597617321010792472010-09-27T21:35:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:38:13.962+05:00"I will always choose a <b>lazy person to do a difficult job</b><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>Because he will definitely find an easy way to do it</div><div><b>[Bill Gates]</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3559761732101079247?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-86233820678351766062010-09-27T21:31:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:35:17.270+05:00Nahi hai hamara haal kuch tumhare haal se alag<div><br /></div><div><b>FAraz</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Bus Farak Hai Itna</div><div><br /></div><div>K</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>Tum yaad karte ho <b>Aur hum bhool he nahi paty:(</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8623382067835176606?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-20536613206391062372010-09-27T21:28:00.002+05:002010-09-27T21:31:31.594+05:00Jane Kyun Har Koi Mujhe Tanha Chor Jaata Hai<div><br /></div><div><b>FAraz</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Main MAzboot Tou Bohat Hoon Magar</div><div><br /></div><div><b>"PATHAR TOU NAHI"</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2053661320639106237?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-32853744931312311882010-09-27T14:52:00.003+05:002010-09-27T14:57:47.930+05:00Dada aur dai ne apni <b>jawani k dino</b> ko phir se yaad kar k manane ka socha;)<div><br /></div><div>Unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir karachi university mai milenge</div><div><br /></div><div>Dada subah jaldi uth kar tayar ho k books le kar university pounche B-)</div><div><br /></div><div>Bohat dair hogae dadi nahi aae,wo gusse mai ghar aae books phenkte hue bole tum aae Q nahi??;(</div><div><br /></div><div>dadi sharmate hue bolin,<b>Aaj Point nikal gaya tha:P</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3285374493131231188?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-42032033219558464392010-09-27T14:38:00.002+05:002010-09-27T14:41:52.405+05:00Wo Bhe din Thay Ek Pal na Guzarta Tha Tmhara Hamare Siwa<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>FAraz</div><div><br /></div><div>Ye Bhe Din HAin Ky Ek PAl nAhi Milta hamare Liye!</div><div><b>DEdicate To All Busy Friends</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4203203321955846439?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-29737417411510452262010-09-27T13:10:00.002+05:002010-09-27T14:38:21.080+05:00<b>Did You Know That?</b><div><br /></div><div>when you carry the quran shatain has aheadache,when you open it he collapses,when he sees you reading it,he faints.</div><div><br /></div><div>When you are about toforward this message to others the shatain will discourage you,But forward it anyway,And let him stop you!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2973741741151045226?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-39925916562864920352010-09-27T13:05:00.003+05:002010-09-27T13:10:02.657+05:00Ek aadmi siri khate khate bakray ki aankhain bh kha gaya aur wo aankhain jaa k uski chooter mai phans gaye<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Docter ko chooter dikhane gaya</div><div><br /></div><div>Docter:Abay maine itne chooter daikhain hain lakin ye pehli chooter hai Jo mujhe daikh rahi hai:P</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3992591656286492035?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-72563277050879164582010-09-27T13:02:00.002+05:002010-09-27T13:05:53.986+05:00Ek larki naqab mai buss stop par khari hui thi<div><br /></div><div>EK aadmi bike par aaya aur kah chalti hai kya?</div><div><br /></div><div>Larki boli</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.ABbu mai Hun:):):)</div><div>hahahahaha</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7256327705087916458?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-63091919387556793482010-09-27T12:25:00.002+05:002010-09-27T13:02:21.182+05:00Dua hai us <b>"REHEEM"</b> se k aap par <b>"REHAM" </b>Farmaye<div><br /></div><div>Dua hai us <b>"RAB-UL-IZAT"</b> se k aap <b>"IZAT"</b> ki hifazat farmaye</div><div><br /></div><div>Dua hai us <b>"GHANI"</b> se k aapko khoob <span class="Apple-style-span" ><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 11px; line-height: 16px;"><b>"NAWAZY"</b></span></span></div><div><br /></div><div>Dua hai <b>"MALIK-E-KAINAY"</b> se k aapko har <b>"KHUSHI"</b> de</div><div><br /></div><div>Dua hai <b>"MUSHKIL KUSHA"</b> se k aapki <b>"MUSHKILAT"</b> dur farmaye</div><div><br /></div><div><b>AAMEEN</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6309191938755679348?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-10318822543842556242010-09-26T13:13:00.003+05:002010-09-26T13:26:29.733+05:00Taj mahal the symbol of love...<div><br /></div><div>But the other lesser known facts:</div><div><br /></div><div>1)Mumtaz was <b>shahjahans 4th wife</b> out of his 7 wives</div><div><br /></div><div>2)Shahjahan killed<b> mumtaz's husband</b> to marry her</div><div><br /></div><div>3)Mumtaz died in her <b>14th delivery </b></div><div><br /></div><div>4)He then married<b> mumtaz sister</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Question arises</div><div><br /></div><div><b>WHERE THE HELL IS LOVE??</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1031882254384255624?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-69808264866119909662010-09-26T13:06:00.002+05:002010-09-26T13:13:03.135+05:00Ghar mai 1 glass pani nahi naam <b>"samander khan"</b><div><br /></div><div>Qad 2 fit naam <b>"buland khan"</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Hospital mai para hua hai naam<b> "sehat khan"</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Har Larai mai shamil hai naam<b> "sharafat khan"</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Jaib mai 1 rupia nahi naam <b>"dolat khan"</b></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Wah Pathan Teri Shaan:))</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6980826486611990966?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-67609937622663071522010-09-26T13:00:00.002+05:002010-09-26T13:06:16.303+05:00Reporter: khan sahab Platform Par Khare Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye?<div><br /></div><div>Pathan:1 Elan Hua K Train Platform Par Aa Rahi hai sb ne jan bachane k liye patri par chalang Laga di</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Reporter:phir aap kese bach gaye?</div><div><br /></div><div>Pathan:Main Khudkhushi k liye Patri par leta tha ye elan suna to platform par ja kar lait gaya:):D</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6760993762266307152?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-57563298030622173772010-09-26T12:56:00.002+05:002010-09-26T13:00:31.409+05:00Tanhai Tou Sathi Hai Apni ZindaGi K Her Ek Pal Ki<div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>FAraz</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Chalo Ye Shikwa Bhe Dur Hua K kisi k Kisi Ne Sath Na diya:(</b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5756329803062217377?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-62292525322791241872010-09-26T01:46:00.000+05:002010-09-26T01:50:20.559+05:00Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,<br /><br /><br />har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,<br /><br /><br />to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,<br /><br /><br />magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.:(<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6229252532279124187?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-73966993875522109982010-09-26T01:42:00.001+05:002010-09-26T01:46:04.391+05:00Meri <span style="font-weight: bold;">khushi k lamHe</span> kis kadar mukhtasar hain<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FAraz</span><br /><br /><br />Abhi mujra shuroo hi nahi hoa k chaapa per gaya:P<br />Abay yar Sara Mud kharab hogaya !<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7396699387552210998?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-70260014309002132142010-09-26T01:33:00.001+05:002010-09-26T01:38:45.784+05:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Mujhe Itna Pyar Mat Karo</span><br />Ke Dunya Mein Mashhoor Ho Jaoun<br />Dekho Tum Mujh Se Bewafayi Mat Karna<br />Aisa Na Ho Ke Teri Bewafayi Mein<br />Dunya Ko Chorne Ke Liye Majboor Ho Jaoun<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7026001430900213214?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-16030565460496975942010-09-26T01:32:00.001+05:002010-09-26T01:33:40.799+05:00Us ke pyar mai itna kamzoor hogaya hun<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FAraz</span><br /><br /><br />k <span style="font-weight: bold;">chilli mili</span> bhe khaun tou pait bhar jata hai:D<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1603056546049697594?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-49741586726366553322010-09-26T01:29:00.003+05:002010-09-26T01:32:01.721+05:00Usne Ye soch kar faqeerni ko phassa Lia<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">FAraz<br /><br /><br />k some thing is better than nothing:)<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4974158672636655332?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-20173527006811037932010-09-26T01:21:00.002+05:002010-09-26T01:24:22.260+05:00Every One Will not get every thing<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This Is The Rule Of Life</span><br /><br />Dont Try To Get Which Is not Yours.<br /><br />But Dont dAre to Losse Which is yours...<br />Understand:<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2017352700681103793?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-60787249632694704852010-09-26T01:18:00.003+05:002010-09-26T01:21:15.679+05:001 baloch ne sindhi ko dinner pe bulaya<br /><br />Dinner karte waqt sindhi ka baloch se phada hogaya<br /><br />Q K<br /><br /><br />Baloch usay baar baar keh raha tha<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">"ARAY LO RE"</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">(LORAY) :D</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6078724963269470485?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-42247334507349046302010-09-26T01:12:00.002+05:002010-09-26T01:17:46.501+05:00Don't fear facing failure in the first attempt,<br /><br /><br />Because even the successful maths starts with <span style="font-weight: bold;">zero!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4224733450734904630?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-53566669681541767482010-09-25T23:24:00.002+05:002010-09-25T23:27:57.452+05:00Hi,<br /><br />My name is Wajih Raziuddin, From now I have been given the opportunity to update this website for all of you guys and girls. I will try my best to update the website to the latest and greatest sms of all time.<br /><br />Stay tuned... :)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5356666968154176748?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Wajih Raziuddinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01316370114792693019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-33199049175344281162010-02-18T17:37:00.002+05:002010-02-18T17:37:37.539+05:00Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy, <br />Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kya bewafai hy..!<br />(Valentine's msg by ASIF ZARDARI(',')<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3319904917534428116?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-7185428286061550552010-02-18T17:36:00.000+05:002010-02-18T17:36:35.602+05:00Girl:Ye Galat hai<br />Boy:But I LoveU <br />Girl:Ye Galat hai<br />Boy:Hum Shadi kr Lenge <br />Girl:Ye Galat hai<br />Boy:Ye Galat nhi hy <br />Girl: pagal,Tm Jaha Dal Rahe ho,Wo Jagah Galat hai.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-718542828606155055?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-44515049600307702802010-02-18T17:33:00.000+05:002010-02-18T17:33:25.647+05:00In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends... (William Madarchod)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4451504960030770280?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-24546601194094221632010-02-18T17:32:00.000+05:002010-02-18T17:32:29.988+05:00Bacho Ka Dushman SEX Ki Dukaan,<br />"I'm Pathan<br /><br />Na Choot Ki Aarzoo Na Babbo Pe Dehaan,<br />"I'm Pathan"<br /><br />15 Say 18 Saal K Bache Mujhsy Pareshan,<br />"I'm Pathan"<br /><br />Meri Pasand Baghair Baalon Wali Gand,<br />"I'm Pathan"<br /><br />Msg Parh Kar Marwany Ka Dil Bole To Kabhi Aana Wazeeristan,<br />"I'm Pathan" <br /><br />"G-A-PATHAN"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2454660119409422163?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-64560518158389421472010-02-18T17:29:00.000+05:002010-02-18T17:29:11.932+05:00Life Is a Revolving Wheel.<br />Help Those Who Are In The Lower Half.Bcoz<br />In The Next Turn U Will Need Their Help .!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6456051815838942147?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-10331088488000267032010-02-18T17:27:00.000+05:002010-02-18T17:27:01.176+05:00Teacher 2 Pathan: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?...<br /><br />Pathan bohat der sochne k baad bola....MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEE'D..:-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1033108848800026703?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-81955872935928891242010-02-18T17:20:00.000+05:002010-02-18T17:20:43.172+05:00SECRETS OF SUCCESS<br />1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.<br />2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.<br />3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.<br />4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achy hy. ;)<br /><br />Dedicated to all students.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8195587293592889124?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-18401077375191346062010-02-18T16:30:00.000+05:002010-02-18T16:30:41.787+05:00Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,<br />Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,<br />Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,<br />Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,<br />Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly Gandoo,<br />Samosay walay se 6 Lun Pakora mangne walay Bhokay,<br />Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,<br /><br />KAISA HAI RE??<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1840107737519134606?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-3413854419587048612010-02-18T16:27:00.000+05:002010-02-18T16:27:02.329+05:00Teacher:Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhy se insaan bana deti<br /><br />Student:Aur meray abbu app ko 1 mint me insaan se ghori bana dety...!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-341385441958704861?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-20709601298778320322010-02-18T16:25:00.000+05:002010-02-18T16:25:26.886+05:00Hum ne to wafa ki thipar os ne hi dil <br /><br />"TORAA MERA "<br /><br />phr 1 din os ne pucha hamari yad ati haihum ne b likh dia <br /><br />"LORRAA MERA"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2070960129877832032?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-62726493769259547212010-02-16T13:58:00.000+05:002010-02-16T13:58:33.248+05:00C.A karne wale ki Lov <br />Story:Me 3 saal ka tha<br />wo paida hui<br />Me ne schol me admission lia <br />wo 2saal ki thi<br />Me 2nd me tha<br />wo KG me thi<br />Me 7th me tha<br />wo 5th me thi<br />Me MATRIC me tha<br />wo 8th me thi<br />Me INTER me tha wo MATRIC me thi<br />Me C.A me thawo INTER me thi<br />Me C.A me tha<br />wo BA me thi<br />Me C.A me tha wo MA me thi..<br />Me C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi<br />Me C.A me tha wo Ph.D me thi<br />Me C.A me tha wo doctor bn gai<br />kl uski Shadi hy or <br />mera C.A ka Paper..' ;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6272649376925954721?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-46578560835640242702010-02-16T13:51:00.000+05:002010-02-16T13:51:13.973+05:00Apni Girl Friend wapis lo or <br />mere pesy wapis karo <br />aaj k bad aisa maal kabhi na bhejna<br /> (-_-)<br /> / /<br /> (. (.///<br /> ).( //<br /> / v )expired<br /> / / /<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4657856083564024270?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-60375304306026082642010-02-16T13:45:00.000+05:002010-02-16T13:45:03.885+05:00Ek Larki Chori k Case Mein Pakri Gai<br />Raat ko Police Waala:Chalo Sahab Ne Statment Lena Hai<br />Sahab Ne Larki Say Sex kiya, <br />Issi Tarah Saaray Police walon Nay Statment Li.<br />Subha Larki ko Court Mein Pesh kiya Gaya<br />Judge: Apni Statment Do<br />Larki: Sahab kal Le Lena Aaj To Statment Bohat Dukh Rahi Hai.;)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6037530430602608264?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-16479059157953211362010-02-16T13:42:00.000+05:002010-02-16T13:42:08.371+05:00==*==*==<br />Open<br />Wait<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Cool<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Relax.<br />.<br />.<br />OK<br />.<br />.<br />Ready<br />.<br />1<br />.<br />2<br />.<br />3<br />.<br />Ap <br />ko <br />*=*=*<br />=*=*=<br /> *=* <br />Rabi ul awal <br />mubarak ho...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1647905915795321136?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-18347322316402259192010-02-16T13:36:00.000+05:002010-02-16T13:36:45.291+05:00Wife, husband ka Lund pakar k boli:Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na.<br />Husband: is ko choot mein lena hai ya school bhejna hai? :-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1834732231640225919?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-75694194617886127482010-02-16T13:35:00.000+05:002010-02-16T13:35:12.997+05:00Zaalim tha wo or zulm ki aadat bhi buht thi... . <br />Majboor thay hum bhi, us sy muhabbat bhi buht thi... <br />Waaqif hi na tha rasm-e-muhabbat sy wo warna... <br />Dil k liye thori si inaayat bhi buht thi... <br />Yoon hi nhi mashhoor-e-zamaana qatil mera... . <br />Us shakhs ko is fun mein mahaarat bhi buht thi...!i! <br />Dil k liye thori si inaayat bhi buht thi... <br />Yoon hi nhi mashhoor-e-zamaana qatil mera... . <br />Us shakhs ko is fun mein mahaarat bhi buht thi...!i!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7569419461788612748?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-36454106544570108482009-12-01T11:54:00.000+05:002009-12-01T12:10:40.246+05:00f(x)=Eid.<br /><br />f'(x)=dy/dx (Eid).<br /><br />f'(x)=Eid ul Fitr.<br /><br />f''(x)=dy/dx (Eid ul Fitr).<br /><br />f''(x)=Eid ul Azha.<br /><br />f'''(x)=dy/dx (Eid ul Azha).<br /><br />f'''(x)=Eid ul Azha Mubarak.<br /><br />Have a blesseD Eid.<br />May ALLAH<br />sh0wer his blessingz 0nt0 y0u with l0ts 0f happiness.<br />Engineer MSG...!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3645410654457010848?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-35803099250471522072009-12-01T11:53:00.001+05:002009-12-01T11:54:25.176+05:00,.-.-.-._'\/'_.-.-.-.,<br /> ''-.,-.';\/:'.-,.-'' <br /> '-..-'()'-..-' <br />Sweet Butterfly Go & Say To My "Friend"<br /><br />G0od M0rning. . .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3580309925047152207?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-52012331263612885542009-11-25T13:41:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:42:19.922+05:00Bilawal to zardari<br /><br />DAD?<br />ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.<br /><br />zardari.,..<br />hahahahaha<br />BETA daagh to chala jayega ye wqt phr nhi ayega.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5201233126361288554?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-74905984685272970522009-11-25T13:38:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:40:35.894+05:00If You<br /> Want To<br /> Live<br /> Happy<br /><br />Then<br /><br /> You Should<br /> Change<br /> Your<br /> Nappy...!<br /><br />"A Public Service Message By Pampers"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7490598468527297052?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-59482608959467127792009-11-25T13:37:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:38:50.518+05:00Friend means no asking ,<br />Friend means no reasoning,<br /><br />Friend means just believing,<br />&<br />Friends r those who never believe in the last 3 alphabts of friEND. .<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5948260895946712779?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-9620543623540612782009-11-25T13:36:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:37:39.855+05:00Life is not just,<br />'Waiting for Someone Who is Made for You.. !'<br /><br />But,<br /><br />Life is,<br />'Living for Someone Who Lives Because of You!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-962054362354061278?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-54234882962506154362009-11-25T13:32:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:33:33.975+05:00Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS...<br /><br /><br />One To Be Silent When It Is The Proper Time To Speak...<br /><br />Second To Speak When It Is The Proper Time To Be Silent.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5423488296250615436?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-28310914471306595842009-11-25T13:28:00.001+05:002010-02-09T16:52:55.661+05:00Brazer or bunyaan main kya fark hai?<br /><br />Pathan:<br />Bunyaan main kapra zyada or load kum hota hai..<br /><br />Brazer main kapra kum or load zyada hota hai! B-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2831091447130659584?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-25558770422164298842009-11-25T13:26:00.001+05:002009-11-25T13:28:25.235+05:00Boy: JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana<br /><br />Girl: Shameem Ko To Zaroor Bataungi<br />kamini zaleel Kehti Thi Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2555877042216429884?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-65565635577058152752009-11-25T13:23:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:26:06.718+05:00Friends r like street lights along the roads.<br />They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk<br />EASY & SAFE.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6556563557705815275?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-21280438154382525792009-11-25T13:22:00.000+05:002009-11-25T13:23:19.468+05:00Girl : Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?<br /><br />Boy : Haan Hoon :)<br /><br />Girl : To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do<br /><br />Boy : Main Tumhara Ashiq Hoon.Airtell"Walon Ka Daamad Nahi.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2128043815438252579?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-11972905139547612352009-11-24T08:38:00.000+05:002009-11-24T08:46:20.229+05:00REFLECTIONS..<br />- Sometimes, ALLAH KAREEM breaks our spirit to save our soul.<br />- He breaks our heart to make us whole.<br />- He send us pain so we can be stronger.<br />- He sends us failure so we can be humble.<br />- He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.<br />- He takes 'something' away from us so we can learn the value of 'everything' we have."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1197290513954761235?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-72301430616538998492009-11-24T08:36:00.000+05:002009-11-24T08:38:11.373+05:00Roshni chand se hoti hai <br />sitaron se nhi,<br /><br />street crime BEROZGARI se hoti he<br />DOUBLE SAWARI se nahi......... (Forward this mesage)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7230143061653899849?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-46468099993743045772009-11-24T08:34:00.000+05:002009-11-24T08:36:02.291+05:00Sawere Sawere <br />ho khushiyon ka<br />mela,<br />Na logon ki parwah na duniya ka jhamela,<br />Panchiyon ke geet hon<br />or maosam albela,<br />Mubarak ho aap ko naya sawera<br />GOOD MORNING<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4646809999374304577?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-51698045182806771252009-11-24T08:31:00.000+05:002009-11-24T08:33:00.101+05:00F.a.r.a.z. Special<br />+++++++++++++<br /><br />Make-Up K Baghair Ammi Ko Daikh Ker Bol Utha Faraz..!!<br /><br />Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salaamat Rahain..!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5169804518280677125?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-4485214119670315202009-11-24T08:22:00.000+05:002009-11-24T08:24:34.215+05:00"Arz Kiya Hai"<br />"Irshad-Irshad"<br /><br />"Zameen"Se"Uthi" "Falak" Pe"Chaa"Gai,<br /><br />Wah wah wah<br /><br />"Zameen"Se"Uthi" "Falak" Pe "Chaa"Gai,<br /><br /><br />Oye"bazar" "Bhaago" "cheeni" Aa Gai<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-448521411967031520?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-12351706932531649982009-03-17T14:45:00.000+05:002009-03-17T14:46:09.420+05:00Ek hi pool me naha rhi thi Sana aur Naaz...,<br /><br /><br />dono ki brazer le k bhag gaya faraz.!!$*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1235170693253164998?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-7444710144128347672009-03-17T14:43:00.003+05:002009-03-17T14:44:39.546+05:00Galib farmaty hy.'Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo'<br /><br /><br /><br />'Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye ToFilm "ghajini" or "Tere naam" dekh lo'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-744471014412834767?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-43774359087039500892009-03-17T14:43:00.001+05:002009-03-17T14:43:45.325+05:00Main dharti meli meli si..Tü ujla ujla prem gagan...<br />Tü chanchal shor hawaon ka...Main kankar koi paon ka.!?<br />Tü saat surron ka roop koi... Main tapti jalti dhoop koi...<br />Tü khushbu nirmal kalyon ki..Main dhool udas galiyon ki..<br />Tü subha ka pegham koi.. Main bojhal dhalti shaam koi..<br />Tü jungle ka mour koi..Main sehraon ka shor koi..<br />Tü chand nagar ki hoor koi..Main aas me betha door koi..<br />Main dharti meli meli si..Tü ujla ujla prem gag<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4377435908703950089?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-54593919159860436472009-03-16T22:17:00.000+05:002009-03-16T22:18:14.327+05:00Sochta hon apna mobile kisi Faqeer ko dai don FARAZ!!!!<br /><br />Tere roz roz k puranay sms mujhsay parhe nahi jatay.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5459391915986043647?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-46149805906690369442009-03-16T22:11:00.000+05:002009-03-16T22:14:26.650+05:00Ishq k samandar me tou hum bhi doob jaenFARAZ.....!<br /><br /><br /><br />Shart ye hai k Titanic wali larki sath ho...!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4614980590669036944?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-62142598653160008922009-03-16T22:08:00.002+05:002009-03-16T22:09:24.640+05:00Girl=Meri har saans per ek larka marta hai,....<br /><br /><br /><br />Boy= Tum koi acha tooth paste kyon nahi istamaal karti.. :-D ;-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6214259865316000892?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-19568524934263272542009-03-16T22:08:00.001+05:002009-03-16T22:08:51.334+05:00Nahi Mit Sakty Dilon Sy Muhabbat K Nishan,<br />.<br />.:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) <br />Wazarat-e-Sehat,Hakumat-e-Pakistan :-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-1956852493426327254?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-39689548440502495102009-03-16T22:06:00.000+05:002009-03-16T22:08:26.399+05:001 Solid Lun Ki Qeemat Tum Kya Jano Muthal Babu,Sexy Larkio Ka Khwab Hota Hai 1 Solid Lun,Her Suhagan Ki Choot ka Taj Hota Hai 1 Solid Lun,Her Randi K Dhanday Ka Raz Hota Hai 1 Solid Lun,Aur tum jese Gandoo Ki GandPhar Deta Hai 1 Solid Lun!;-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-3968954844050249510?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-46757549569310310442009-03-16T22:05:00.000+05:002009-03-16T22:06:37.354+05:00Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay koi pasand nahi karta?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />''CHUTIYAAPA''<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4675754956931031044?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-46222682876828473642009-03-16T22:04:00.000+05:002009-03-16T22:05:55.070+05:00Dil Ki 'Qowat'<br />¤ALLAH¤ K ZikirMein Hai,<br />Dimagh Ki 'Qowat'*QURAN Ki Tilawt* Mei Hai,<br />Jism Ki "Taqat*NAMAZ*Mein Hai<br />AurRuoh Ki 'Rahat'*DURUDSHAREEF*<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4622268287682847364?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-88945993696736134452009-03-16T22:02:00.002+05:002009-03-16T22:03:45.061+05:00Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo "JAAN" deti He.<br /><br />Dosti Wo Nahi Hoti Jo "MUSKAN" deti He.<br /><br />ASAL Dosti Wo Hoti He.Jo pani me gira<br /><br />,"AANSOO", BHI Pehchan Leti He.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8894599369673613445?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-48952033507830563802009-03-16T22:02:00.001+05:002009-03-16T22:02:54.806+05:00/ ll>-)--> \ l<br /> >----><br /> >----><br /> >----> *<br /> >---->*<br /> ." ! / / ". - I Miss U<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4895203350783056380?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-29970095726148155292009-03-16T21:59:00.000+05:002009-03-16T22:00:00.069+05:00"Mànzìl dòòr òr sàfàr bòhàt hàì"<br />"Çhòté sé dìl kò fìkàr bòhàt hàì"<br />"Mààr dàltì kàb kì yéh dùnìyà hàmèìn"<br />"Màgàr àpkì dùàòn mè àsàr bòhàt han.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-2997009572614815529?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-71129433810826557072009-03-16T21:58:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:59:11.624+05:00Larki: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho<br /><br /><br />Larka :kamini zaleel I love U , mujh se shadi kar k mujhay tabah kar de kambakhat :-);-)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7112943381082655707?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-56286956431490534662009-03-16T21:55:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:57:00.187+05:00You are...<br />A-B-C-D<br />Attractive<br />Beautiful<br />CuteDear<br /><br />E-F-G<br />Excellent<br />Funny<br />Gorgeous<br /><br />H-I-J<br />Hello,<br />I'm<br />Joking!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-5628695643149053466?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-40581515551336470662009-03-16T21:54:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:55:04.347+05:00Hone ko is shehr mein kya kya nhi hota<br />Hairat hai k ik shakhs humara nahi hota<br />Main ne to suna hai k darya k kinare<br />Wo b chala aatä hai jo pyasa nahi hotä.?.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4058151555133647066?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-45778258778555515342009-03-16T21:51:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:53:39.122+05:00Wo Poochta Hai...,<br />Tarey Khwabon Mein<br />Kon Basa Hai,Faraz,,,<br /><br /><br /><br />Usey Kasey Batown...<br />Yeh Raat Ki Tanhayan...!<br />Mujey Sonay Nahen Deti<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-4577825877855551534?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-68065181547781485022009-03-16T21:48:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:49:16.347+05:00Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye<br />us na ulta kia...<br />Pechay sa khola..<br />Aur dal dia...<br />Larki bhut khush the<br />wo phle bar dalwa re the...<br /><br /><br /><br />Mobile ma sim card<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-6806518154778148502?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-6209263601153572722009-03-16T21:46:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:48:11.287+05:00Beth kar uski zulfon ke saye me meri wafaon ko josh aya,<br /><br /><br />Phir?<br /><br /><br /><br />Us ke bhai ne dekh liya aur shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aya.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-620926360115357272?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-76154411481919338052009-03-16T21:43:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:46:00.676+05:00Iblees: Koi asa tariqa batao ke log<br /><br />Zikar!<br /><br />Tilawat!<br /><br />Tasbeeh!<br /><br />Sab ebadat<br /><br />Chor dain<br /><br />Chota shetan: Sir, asa karin ke<br />"Sms free kardain"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-7615441148191933805?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-7610309904838034282009-03-16T21:41:00.000+05:002009-03-16T21:42:55.646+05:00*Golden Words*<br /><br />1=Allah ki zaat par bharosa krne wala kabi nakam ni hota!<br />2=Kisi ka raaz talash mat kro, agar maloom ho jaye to Faash na kro!<br />3=Koi bi musibat parne par mout ki tamana na kro!<br />4=Insaan ka sab se bare dushman us ke buray dost hote hain!<br />5=Kisi ko apna acha dost banana Allah ka tohfa hai!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-761030990483803428?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-9319820920226934662009-03-16T21:40:00.001+05:002009-03-16T21:40:58.950+05:00Kuch ase log bi meri mehfil me hain Faraz,<br /><br /><br /><br />Cheen kar meri khushian kehte hain khush raha karo.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-931982092022693466?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4467273856353103326.post-82782594336230006712009-03-16T21:38:00.001+05:002009-03-16T21:38:59.933+05:00Miss: batow monkey or larki may kia baat comman hai?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Student: aik hi baat comman hai "kela" daikh kay dono pagal hojatay hain...!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4467273856353103326-8278259433623000671?l=latestsmscollection.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cardallyanoreply@blogger.com