Eid Eingineering SMS

f(x)=Eid.

f'(x)=dy/dx (Eid).

f'(x)=Eid ul Fitr.

f''(x)=dy/dx (Eid ul Fitr).

f''(x)=Eid ul Azha.

f'''(x)=dy/dx (Eid ul Azha).

f'''(x)=Eid ul Azha Mubarak.

Have a blesseD Eid.
May ALLAH
sh0wer his blessingz 0nt0 y0u with l0ts 0f happiness.
Engineer MSG...!

Good Morning SMS

,.-.-.-._'\/'_.-.-.-.,
''-.,-.';\/:'.-,.-''
'-..-'()'-..-'
Sweet Butterfly Go & Say To My "Friend"

G0od M0rning. . .

Zardari SMS

Bilawal to zardari

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

zardari.,..
hahahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye wqt phr nhi ayega.

Change your nappy - SMS

If You
Want To
Live
Happy

Then

You Should
Change
Your
Nappy...!

"A Public Service Message By Pampers"

Ftiends we are - SMS

Friend means no asking ,
Friend means no reasoning,

Friend means just believing,
&
Friends r those who never believe in the last 3 alphabts of friEND. .

What is life SMS

Life is not just,
'Waiting for Someone Who is Made for You.. !'

But,

Life is,
'Living for Someone Who Lives Because of You!

Two Things indicate weakness SMS

Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS...


One To Be Silent When It Is The Proper Time To Speak...

Second To Speak When It Is The Proper Time To Be Silent.

Brazer aur Banyan SMS

Brazer or bunyaan main kya fark hai?

Pathan:
Bunyaan main kapra zyada or load kum hota hai..

Brazer main kapra kum or load zyada hota hai! B-)

Zalalat SMS

Boy: JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana

Girl: Shameem Ko To Zaroor Bataungi
kamini zaleel Kehti Thi Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega.

Friendship SMS

Friends r like street lights along the roads.
They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk
EASY & SAFE.

Airtell Funny SMS

Girl : Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?

Boy : Haan Hoon :)

Girl : To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do

Boy : Main Tumhara Ashiq Hoon.Airtell"Walon Ka Daamad Nahi.

LIFE OF A MUSLIM SMS

REFLECTIONS..
- Sometimes, ALLAH KAREEM breaks our spirit to save our soul.
- He breaks our heart to make us whole.
- He send us pain so we can be stronger.
- He sends us failure so we can be humble.
- He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
- He takes 'something' away from us so we can learn the value of 'everything' we have."