Taj mahal the symbol of love

Taj mahal the symbol of love...

But the other lesser known facts:

1)Mumtaz was shahjahans 4th wife out of his 7 wives

2)Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her

3)Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery

4)He then married mumtaz sister

Question arises

WHERE THE HELL IS LOVE??

Dont Fear

Don't fear facing failure in the first attempt,


Because even the successful maths starts with zero!!

Adult double meaning SMS

Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye
us na ulta kia...
Pechay sa khola..
Aur dal dia...
Larki bhut khush the
wo phle bar dalwa re the...



Mobile ma sim card

Pehli dafa - Double Meaning SMS

Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hy to nervous hota hy Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy,phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hen,
Lekin tm bilkul na ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tk na nikalna jb tk apki Money nahi nikal ati, phir apna..





ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena.

FRIEND K SATH - Double Meaning SMS

FRIEND K SATH KARO YA GIRLFRIEND K SAATH!
ROOM ME KARO YA GARDEN ME!
DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME
BED PE KARO YA SOFE PER!
PARHAI TO KARNI HI HAI. HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tujhe dekh k khara - Double Meaning Adult SMS

Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai




Mri hasraton ka minar.
wah wahwah

Aa jhuk mai daal dun






Tere galey mai pholoon ka haar. . .Wah wah wah

aaj kal ki larkiyan - Adult SMS

aaj kal ki larkiyan bohot romantic ho gaie hain,
foto copy ki dukan pe ja k kehtien hain
bhaiya agay pechay se 2. 2 bar kar do ;)

Pakar Pakar - Double Meaning SMS

Pakar Pakar
Hath Mein Pakar
Daba Mat
Oh Ho
Qtry Gr Rhy Hein
Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le
Aaha

Ab Batao Mza Aya Na
Rasgulla Khanay ka:-

Duniya mein 1 Waqt - Double Meaning SMS

Duniya mein 1 Waqt aisa aayega Jab Saari Dunyia par
"Pakistaniyun"
ki Hakumat hogi...

Kyun K ßaqi Insan Taraqqi Kar k Chand Par Ja Chukey Hoon Gay:-D

Always remember - Double Meaning SMS

Always remember:When SHE cancels a date, it is because.."SHE HAS TO"
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because.."HE HAS TWO" :-D

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN - Funny SMS

GEOGRAPHY OF

WOMEN
Between da age of:

15-20 she is like Africa, half discovered, half wild.

20-30 like America, fully discovered & scientifically perfect.

30-35 like India, hot n beautiful.

35-40 like France, half destroyed but desireable.

40-45 like Germany, lost da charm but not da hope.

50-60 like Russia, very wide n quite but nobody goes there.

60-70 like England, with glorious past but no future.

70 onwards like Siberia, every1 knows where it is but no1 wants 2 go there...

I Love u - Naughty SMS

I Love u "EVRYDAY"
I Like u "EVRYDAY"
I miss u "EVRYDAY"
I want 2 see u "EVERY DAY"
I need u "EVERY DAY"
Bcoz "EVERY DAY"
K bina chaye ka kya mza

To make it straight,she pulls it.

2 make it stand,she rubs it.

2 make it stiff,she licks it.

2 let it "IN"she pushes it.!!!!

True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!

Diagram in book was not clear..

So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..

"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"

Girls misuse it!

Anger robs it!

Models sell it!

Photogrphs cage it!

Doctors advice it!

Death freezes it!

Artists create it!

That's SMILE

Keep Smiling..