Always speak the truth

Always speak the truth

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And run immediately after speaking it:D

Teacher Define Newtons Law

Teacher Define Newtons Law?

Papu:Sir mujhe pura yaad nahi haiakhri ka yaad hai.

Teacher:Acha wo batao

Papu:This is called "NEWTONS LAW"

Tera Jo Hai

A girl talking on mobile

2nd girl:Kis se baat kar rahi ho??

1st:Bhai se

2nd:Itne pyar se ??

1st:Haan tera jo hai!

3 Din se ghar nahi pounchi

Ek larki sarak pe akeli jarahi thi peeche se ek boy ghar tak lift chahiye kya??

Girl:Bhag ja saly 3 din se lift le rahi hun aaj tak ghar nahi pounchi:D:)

Tmse hath kese milaun

Gham sunane k liye tumse hath kese milaun ae

DoSt

Tumhe tou naak mai ungliyaan dalne se he fursat nahi:P

Jawani k Din

Dada aur dai ne apni jawani k dino ko phir se yaad kar k manane ka socha;)

Unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir karachi university mai milenge

Dada subah jaldi uth kar tayar ho k books le kar university pounche B-)

Bohat dair hogae dadi nahi aae,wo gusse mai ghar aae books phenkte hue bole tum aae Q nahi??;(

dadi sharmate hue bolin,Aaj Point nikal gaya tha:P

Zabardast Bezati

Ek larki naqab mai buss stop par khari hui thi

EK aadmi bike par aaya aur kah chalti hai kya?

Larki boli

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.ABbu mai Hun:):):)

hahahahaha

Pathan SMS

Teacher 2 Pathan: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?...

Pathan bohat der sochne k baad bola....MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEE'D..:-)

Funny Naughty SMS

SECRETS OF SUCCESS
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achy hy. ;)

Dedicated to all students.

CA ACCA Jokes SMS

C.A karne wale ki Lov
Story:Me 3 saal ka tha
wo paida hui
Me ne schol me admission lia
wo 2saal ki thi
Me 2nd me tha
wo KG me thi
Me 7th me tha
wo 5th me thi
Me MATRIC me tha
wo 8th me thi
Me INTER me tha wo MATRIC me thi
Me C.A me thawo INTER me thi
Me C.A me tha
wo BA me thi
Me C.A me tha wo MA me thi..
Me C.A me tha wo M.Phil me thi
Me C.A me tha wo Ph.D me thi
Me C.A me tha wo doctor bn gai
kl uski Shadi hy or
mera C.A ka Paper..' ;)

Eid Eingineering SMS

f(x)=Eid.

f'(x)=dy/dx (Eid).

f'(x)=Eid ul Fitr.

f''(x)=dy/dx (Eid ul Fitr).

f''(x)=Eid ul Azha.

f'''(x)=dy/dx (Eid ul Azha).

f'''(x)=Eid ul Azha Mubarak.

Have a blesseD Eid.
May ALLAH
sh0wer his blessingz 0nt0 y0u with l0ts 0f happiness.
Engineer MSG...!

Zardari SMS

Bilawal to zardari

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

zardari.,..
hahahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye wqt phr nhi ayega.

Change your nappy - SMS

If You
Want To
Live
Happy

Then

You Should
Change
Your
Nappy...!

"A Public Service Message By Pampers"

Zalalat SMS

Boy: JAAN Hamary Pyar K Baray Mein Kisi Ko Mat Btana

Girl: Shameem Ko To Zaroor Bataungi
kamini zaleel Kehti Thi Koi Pagal kutta Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyar Karega.

Airtell Funny SMS

Girl : Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?

Boy : Haan Hoon :)

Girl : To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka Easyload Bhej Do

Boy : Main Tumhara Ashiq Hoon.Airtell"Walon Ka Daamad Nahi.

Farax special SMS

F.a.r.a.z. Special
+++++++++++++

Make-Up K Baghair Ammi Ko Daikh Ker Bol Utha Faraz..!!

Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salaamat Rahain..!!

Sugar SMS

"Arz Kiya Hai"
"Irshad-Irshad"

"Zameen"Se"Uthi" "Falak" Pe"Chaa"Gai,

Wah wah wah

"Zameen"Se"Uthi" "Falak" Pe "Chaa"Gai,


Oye"bazar" "Bhaago" "cheeni" Aa Gai

Faraz adult SMS

Ek hi pool me naha rhi thi Sana aur Naaz...,


dono ki brazer le k bhag gaya faraz.!!$*

Funny Ghalib SMS

Galib farmaty hy.'Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo'



'Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye ToFilm "ghajini" or "Tere naam" dekh lo'

Funny Faraz SMS

Sochta hon apna mobile kisi Faqeer ko dai don FARAZ!!!!

Tere roz roz k puranay sms mujhsay parhe nahi jatay.