Funny Naughty SMS

SECRETS OF SUCCESS
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achy hy. ;)

Dedicated to all students.

Funny naughty SMS

Girl=Meri har saans per ek larka marta hai,....



Boy= Tum koi acha tooth paste kyon nahi istamaal karti.. :-D ;-)

school ka zamana - Adult SMS

Aata hai yaad mujhko Wo school ka zamana,wo harami pan ki baaten,Wo bachiyan phansana wo misson ka itra k dikhana,wo hasna hasana,Wo canteen mein lala ko chutiya banana,wo Teachers ko tang karna,wo punishment milna,Wo tally laga k murghiyan churana,Wo exams ki raaton mein suttay lagana,Wo tention ko film dekh kar urana,or pharray bana k lanaNa wo din henna raaten, na bachiyan na mulaqaten
Agr kuch hai to bas yaaden hi yaadein

I am a smoker. A smoker smokes by pasion, lives by chance, loves by choice and iz kiled by cigarets... Dont Love Smokers, they die young... All good smokers will go to Hell, I dont want BLACK LABEL, I jst want my MARLBORO, pick me up and Give me a cigaret and if I Die, box me up and send me home, put all my lighters on my chest, tell my Mom n Dad i smoked the best. Tell my love not to cry, for Smoker i was and Smoker i die...

Medical Science Says - Funny SMS

Medical Science Says That.Tight Clothing Stops Circulation

But The Truth Is, The Tighter A Woman's Clothing,

The More The Circulation In Man's Body.

ZERO meter dulhan - Naughty SMS

1968

Dulha jahez me TV mangta tha,
1978

Motor Cycle,
1988

Plot,
1998

AC & car,
2008

Dulha jahez me ZERO meter dulhan mangta hy!

meaning of Marriage - Naughty SMS

A College girl was asked the meaning of Marriage..
Her reply was :Sacrificing the Admiration of many Men for the Criticism of one Man.. ;-)

3 chinese named - Funny SMS

3 chinese named Chu, Bu and Fu went to America..
They decided to Americanize their names..
Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck, and Fu decided 2 go bak 2 China..

No need - Naughty SMS

No need without indeed

no aaish without cash

no knowledge without collage

no life without wife

no friend without girl friend

no education
without
CO-EDUCATION

VIZART-E-ISHQ - Naughty SMS

KHABARDAR!"MOHABAT"Sehat k Liye Muzir Hai

Tabiat Zyada kharab Ho To (SHADI) kijiye,

Tamam SMS "WALDAIN" ki Pohanch Se Dor Rakhye

"VIZART-E-ISHQ"

Hakomat-e-DiL!

Pakar Pakar - Double Meaning SMS

Pakar Pakar
Hath Mein Pakar
Daba Mat
Oh Ho
Qtry Gr Rhy Hein
Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le
Aaha

Ab Batao Mza Aya Na
Rasgulla Khanay ka:-

OBAMA BALOCH - Funny SMS

BREAKING NEWS:

KARACHI: Liyari may bharpoor jashan ka sa sama hai,

logon ka kehna hai k

"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai! JEAY OBAMA BALOCH.

Khatarnak Kaam - Funny SMS

Ek Student Dusre Se:Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:To Phir Chal aja Thori Parhai Karte Hein ;-):-)

sadia kYa hai - Funny SMS

teacher: "Sadia sub Larkon se baat krti hai"
btao is sentence mai sadia kYa hai.??
Students:sir sadia BaIGAIRAT hai.

Charas ka sutta - Funny SMS

Socha tha 'JÄÅÑI' barey ho kar pilot banenge
Charas ka sutta kia lagayakhud hi jahaaz ban gaye!:-D

Why do We study - Naughty SMS

The more We Study,

The more We Know.
The more We Know,

The more We forget.
The more We forget,

The less We Know.
So,
Why do We study ??;-)

Sote hue ko jgayenge - Naughty SMS

Sote hue ko jgayenge hum.

Ap ki neendain churayenge hum.

Har waqt SMS kar k satayenge hum.

Ap ko ayega gussa mager.

Us ghuse main to yaad

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Kabi kabi dil chahta - Funny SMS

Kabi kabi dil chahta hy k kuch aisa hojae:paperz hon mgr result na aye,
Classz hon mgr teacherz na ayen,
Bus me bethain colg na aye,
Picnic pr jaye mgr wapis na aye,
Gaari chalaen mgr petrol na dalwaen,
Kabi kabi parhain mgr hamesha 1st ayen,
Haftay me char 4 din hon takay itwar jaldi jaldi aye ;-)

The best Gifts 2 b Given - Naughty SMS

The best Gifts 2 b Given...
2 a Frnd:H0NESTY,
2 an Enemy:FORGIVENESS,
2 Parents:GRATEFULNESS,
2 ALLAHUr LIFE,
2 Me:NOKIA N96, SONY LAPTOP,BMW etc etc.

Education is such a wonderful - Cool SMS

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing . . . .





I wonder why it is wasted on us...

= p