Ufone Walon ko Kiya hogaya hai?

Ek aurat dosri se

Tauba!Ye ufone walon ko kiya hogaya hai??

Baray se poster par larki ki photo hai aur likha hai!

Lagay raho sari raat sirf 2 rupay 99 paise mai!!

Docter ko chooter dikhane gaya

Ek aadmi siri khate khate bakray ki aankhain bh kha gaya aur wo aankhain jaa k uski chooter mai phans gaye

Docter ko chooter dikhane gaya

Docter:Abay maine itne chooter daikhain hain lakin ye pehli chooter hai Jo mujhe daikh rahi hai:P

Hard Reallity SMS

THE HARD REALITY OF LIFE is that...
When u need ADVICE, Everyone is ready to HELP u..!!
But,,
When u need HELP, Everyone is ready to ADVISE u..!!

Hajj SMS

Kaise ho ab?
theek ho?
Dard ho raha he?
pain killer tablets lety rehna.
Hajiyo ne bohat mara ho ga na pathro se.kya karen is k baghair haj pora nahi hota

Apka Pyara Pakistaan - Misillanious SMS

Aj ApNi DuAAoN mE MujE B YAAd rAkhnA Or MEri SaLAmti ki DUA zAroor krna MujE apKi DuAAoN ki bohAt ZArorat hA ..61 sAAL mE PhLi mArtAbA Ap sAb sAy SirF DUA ki REquEst kAr rAhA hOn . .
YE sMs agAy Frwd zArOOr kAr dAin DuAoN kA TALib.
ApkA pYarA"PÄKISTÄN":

USA attacked - Awareness SMS

When USA attacked MarakaSh I kept Silent b'c I waS Safe!
When it attacked Afghan I Still kept Silent b'c they didn't come for me!

When USA attacked IRAQ I waS again Silent B/c my home waS Safe

Today when USA attacked WeSt PAKISTAN, I'm deaf & blind b'c I live in the other province!

The day iS not far when You and me will be the victim n there wll be no one left to cry for uS!
come to Ur senses & Spread this mSg to all PAKISTANI'S

World's shortest horror story - Misillanious SMS

World's shortest horror story by Martin Garner cöntains önly the following lines:
"when the world's last man was alone in his room, the door was knocked"