Latest SMS Jokes And Text Messages


I am a smoker. A smoker smokes by pasion, lives by chance, loves by choice and iz kiled by cigarets... Dont Love Smokers, they die young... All good smokers will go to Hell, I dont want BLACK LABEL, I jst want my MARLBORO, pick me up and Give me a cigaret and if I Die, box me up and send me home, put all my lighters on my chest, tell my Mom n Dad i smoked the best. Tell my love not to cry, for Smoker i was and Smoker i die...