Khan 2 his Frnd - Funny SMS

Khan 2 his Frnd:
Ye jo table pe admi hy, um ko bht bura lgta hy,
Frnd:Table pe to 4 admi hn,
Khan: wo jiska muchen hn,

Frnd: muchen to subki hn,

Khan: wo jiska kapra supaid hy,

Frnd: wo to sub k sufaid hn,

Pathan ny pistol nikala aur 3 admion ko mar kr bola,
"ye jo reh gya hy, isko um nai choray ga"