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memon Dehli k kotthay - Adult SMS

memon Dehli k kotthay par geya or bola:
Mujhe Sita se milna hy

Owner:
wo 1 din k 1000 Rupay leti hai bohat mehengi hy susti wali chalegi kya?

Memon:Money no problem
muje Sita hi chahiye
Memon 3 din tak sita ko thokta raha or roz 1000 Rupay Deta raha
3rd day Sita:
Tum bht dildar ho kaha se aye ho?
Memon:
"KARACHI SE"
Sita:
oh wahan to meri behan gita rehti hy
Memon:
usi ne ye 3000 rupay diye the tumhe dene k lye!;-