Latest SMS Jokes And Text Messages


Sardar ghar aya - Sardar SMS

Sardar ghar aya to dekha k BV nangi leti hui hai,
Paseena nikal raha hai or saans phoola hua hai..

Sardar ne Puchha: kia hua?

B.v: dil ghabra raha hai, Jaldi se doctor ko bulao..

Sardar doctor ko bulane bhaga to bachay ne darwazay pr rok kr bataya k chachu bed k neeche nangay chhupay hue hen..

Sardar wapas aya,
Bed k neeche se Bhai ko nikala or ghusse se kaha: BEGHERAT
Teri Bhabi ko heart attack aya hai
Or tu nanga ho k bachon ko dara raha hai..