Dil torne k liye

Dil torne k liye bus yehi baat kafu hai

Faraz

The number you have dialled is busy on anothe call:D

Toon Toon Toon? !!

Ta'ajub Hai

Ta'ajub Hai

"ALLAH" apni itni sari makhlook mai se Mujhe nahi bhoolta

mera tou "AIK" he ALLAH hai mai usay bhool jata hun

SILENT MESSAGE FOR ALL!

PAthan ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai

Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai

Friend:Oye wo kese?

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

Hamari guftugo

Message of the day

Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai

Per jab Doran-e-AZAN "ALLAH" hum se baat karta hai tou uska jawab daine ke bajae doosri baatain hoti hain wo tou hamara "RAB" hai uski baat ke doran "KHAMOOSHI" zaroori nahi?

SOchiye?

ALLAH hum sab ko amal ki tofeeq de

AAmeen

Find Your X

dear maths

All my life you made me find your X

Listen buddy she's not coming back so please move on

Regards: Frustated student:P

Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai

Kisi Ko mohabat ki sachai maar deti hai

Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar deti hai

Kar k mohabta koi nahi bachta hai

Aur jo bachta hai us ko tanhai mar deti hai:(

Always speak the truth

Always speak the truth

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And run immediately after speaking it:D

I Miss You

Kese ho yaar tum tou mujhe bhool he gaye ho.

Main bhi tumhain bhoolne he wala tha k achanak

Aaj jab masjid se meri chapal chori hui tou tum yaad aagaye:D

I MISS YOU

Teacher Define Newtons Law

Teacher Define Newtons Law?

Papu:Sir mujhe pura yaad nahi haiakhri ka yaad hai.

Teacher:Acha wo batao

Papu:This is called "NEWTONS LAW"

Hum Tou Samnder Kinare

Hum tou samander k kinare par beth k pani mai pather phenk rahe thy

FARaz

K achanak pani mai se magar mach aya aur kehne laga pani mai aa teri gaand pharta hun:D

Ponka

Boy: I love you

Girl: Ponka

Boy: I will die for you

Girl: Ponka

Boy: I cannot Live without you

Girl: Ponka

Boy: I will marry you

Girl: Really

Boy: Ponka:D

Teri judai mai

Teri judai main dil beqarar na karun

Tou keh de tou tera intizaar na karun

Bewafai karni haitou is kadar karna

K tere baad mai kisi aur se pyar na karun:(

1 larki park main ghoom rahi thi

1 Larki park mainidher udher ghoom rahi thi

1 pathan ne poocha aap kya talash kar rahi hain?

Larki sharmate huwe mai apni zindagi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hun

Pathan: Nahi Mila?

Larki:Nahi

Pathan:Baji Regal se pata karo wahan se har cheez mil jati hai:D

8 amazing facts

8 Amazing facts

1)India mai 95% log milk nahi peete

2)Uk mai ab takjurwa bache paida nahi huwe

3)Nepal mai tigers insaano k sath soty hain

4)Saanp ko agar hawa mai phenka jaye tou wo 10 minute tak ur sakta hai

5)Zebra ka dil nahi hota

6)Monkey chineese zuban samjhta hai

7)HAthi ki dum k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki battery charge kar sakte hain

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8)Ye sab points galat hain. hamare ghar light nahi hai time pass kar raha tha

ghor se parhne ka shukriya!!