PAthan ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai

Pathan:Aaj mai ne class ki sab se khoobsoorat larki phasai hai

Friend:Oye wo kese?

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

1 larki park main ghoom rahi thi

1 Larki park mainidher udher ghoom rahi thi

1 pathan ne poocha aap kya talash kar rahi hain?

Larki sharmate huwe mai apni zindagi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hun

Pathan: Nahi Mila?

Larki:Nahi

Pathan:Baji Regal se pata karo wahan se har cheez mil jati hai:D

Pathan ko jungle se sheesha mila

Ek pathan apne khandan ke sath jungle main rehta tha

Aik din usay jungle se 1 sheesha mila

Wo samjha k us k baap ki tasweer hai

Wo usay apne ghar le gaya aur us se roz baatain karne laga

Us ki bivi ko shak hua

Aik din shohar ki gair mojood gi mai us ne sheesha nikalaaur apna aks daikh k boli

"Acha tou ye hai wo kalmoi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha"

Us ne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya tou saas ne kaha "Khair hai budhi hai jald mar jae G"

Wah Pathan Teri Shan

Ghar mai 1 glass pani nahi naam "samander khan"

Qad 2 fit naam "buland khan"

Hospital mai para hua hai naam "sehat khan"

Har Larai mai shamil hai naam "sharafat khan"

Jaib mai 1 rupia nahi naam "dolat khan"

Wah Pathan Teri Shaan:))

Reporter To Pathan

Reporter: khan sahab Platform Par Khare Sab Pathan Kese Mar Gaye?

Pathan:1 Elan Hua K Train Platform Par Aa Rahi hai sb ne jan bachane k liye patri par chalang Laga di

Reporter:phir aap kese bach gaye?

Pathan:Main Khudkhushi k liye Patri par leta tha ye elan suna to platform par ja kar lait gaya:):D

Adult Pathan SMS

Bacho Ka Dushman SEX Ki Dukaan,
"I'm Pathan

Na Choot Ki Aarzoo Na Babbo Pe Dehaan,
"I'm Pathan"

15 Say 18 Saal K Bache Mujhsy Pareshan,
"I'm Pathan"

Meri Pasand Baghair Baalon Wali Gand,
"I'm Pathan"

Msg Parh Kar Marwany Ka Dil Bole To Kabhi Aana Wazeeristan,
"I'm Pathan"

"G-A-PATHAN"

Pathan SMS

Teacher 2 Pathan: M.B.B.S ka kia matlab hai?...

Pathan bohat der sochne k baad bola....MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEE'D..:-)

Hum to mazak - Faraz funny SMS

Hum to sms me sirf mazaq he kiya karte thay FARAZ..







Lagta hai pathano ki to kuch zyada he hutt gyi......

pathan interview - Pathan SMS

Engineer pathan interview kay liay jata hai..

Interviewer: generator kaisay chalta hai


pathan:
tttuurrrrrrr......!!

sub chor dunga - Pathan SMS

Pathan. Me
tmhry lye sub chor dunga
Grl: Ami Abu
Pathn: yes
Grl: Khana pina
Pthn: Yes
Girl: Apny frndz
Pthn: yes
Girl: Naswar
Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao. 

Pathan ne apne ghar - Pathan SMS

Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara

or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya!

1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay?

Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy

Joota chupai ki rasm - Pathan SMS

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.

2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.

peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

Pathaan bhangra - Pathaan SMS

1 pathan k jnazay mein bahot sarey pathan bhangra daal rahay thay waja pochi to 1 pathan bola:yara pehli bar ham mein se koi damagh ki nas phatnay se mara hai.

coming soon - Pathan SMS

Aik din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.

Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik darakht per laga di

aur os k neeche likh dia
"coming soon"

Jo 1 galti kry wo - Pathan SMS

Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
PATHAN........

¤*"*¤¤*"*¤

HAPPY NASWAR DAY.- Funny SMS

Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Hai
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein

HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY.

Ek train ulatnay - Pathan SMS

Ek train ulatnay ka case adalat me tha
Train k driver jo k Pathan tha
us se pocha k tum ne train patri se Q utaari.

Pathan: 0 yara ek banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka tyme nai tha
Humara asistant ne bola k is k upar chara do..

Wakeel: phir

Pathan: yarA wo banda patrii se utar gaya

pathan jiya kertai - Faraz SMS

Zindagi to sexy bachion se chalti hai FARAZ!!


Pappu bacho ksaharay to pathan jiya kertai haii.

Khan 2 his Frnd - Funny SMS

Khan 2 his Frnd:
Ye jo table pe admi hy, um ko bht bura lgta hy,
Frnd:Table pe to 4 admi hn,
Khan: wo jiska muchen hn,

Frnd: muchen to subki hn,

Khan: wo jiska kapra supaid hy,

Frnd: wo to sub k sufaid hn,

Pathan ny pistol nikala aur 3 admion ko mar kr bola,
"ye jo reh gya hy, isko um nai choray ga"

Dost Pathan Se - Funny

Dost Pathan Se:
APRIL FOOL Manaya?

Pathan:
Han

Dost:
Kis K sath?

Pathan:
Bv K sath! hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diya Jab Wo Pareshan Howa To Hum Bola:

APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.