Latest SMS Jokes And Text Messages


Rule Of Life

Every One Will not get every thing

This Is The Rule Of Life

Dont Try To Get Which Is not Yours.

But Dont dAre to Losse Which is yours...
Understand:

Two Things indicate weakness SMS

Two Things Indicate WEAKNESS...


One To Be Silent When It Is The Proper Time To Speak...

Second To Speak When It Is The Proper Time To Be Silent.

Golden Words SMS

*Golden Words*

1=Allah ki zaat par bharosa krne wala kabi nakam ni hota!
2=Kisi ka raaz talash mat kro, agar maloom ho jaye to Faash na kro!
3=Koi bi musibat parne par mout ki tamana na kro!
4=Insaan ka sab se bare dushman us ke buray dost hote hain!
5=Kisi ko apna acha dost banana Allah ka tohfa hai!

There is always - Decent SMS

There is always..
-A Little Truth behind every JUST KIDDING
-A Little Curiosity behind evry JST WONDRIN
-A Little Knowledge behind everyI DON'T KNW
-A Little Love behind evry I hate u &
-A Little Emotion behind every i DON'T CARE..

I am giving u 900 million angels - Cool SMS

I am giving u 900 million angels to take care of u.
Give them to 9 friends..U wl hv good news in 10mins.
Trust me it wrks.
check it out ur 10minz starts now.

Dua - Decent SMS

Müskään 'TeRe' Höntön Se käbi jäye Nä..
Aansöö 'TeRi' Pälkön Pe käbi aaye Nä.
Purä Ho 'TeRa' Här khüwäb.
Aur jö Pürä Nää HoWö khuwäb kabhi aaye Nää
AÅMEEN

INTIZAR - Cool SMS

"INTIZAR"
na raat ka
na din ka
na subha ka
na sham ka
na iska
na uska
na waqt ka
na 1pal ka
na do pal ka
"INTAZAR"
BUS APKY SWEET

$M$ KA

The purpose of relationship - Decent SMS

The purpose of relationship is not to have some1 who might complete u,
but to hav some1 to whom u might share your incompletenes

Smile Is The Electricity - Decent SMS

Smile Is The Electricity
& Life Is A Battery. . .
Whenever U Smile, The Battery Gets Charged & a Beautiful Day Is Activated
So Keep SmilingForever.

A real fact - Decent SMS

A real fact:
Jinki yad ap ko kushi ke lamhon mai aye
samjho k ap unhein pyar kartey ho
aur jo ghum me yad aye..
Jaan lo ke wo ap se pyar krtey hain.

dil ka mamla - Cool SMS

Meri dil ki E.C.G
_/\__/\__/\_
jab aap sms krte ho to
_/\/\/\_/\_/\/\/\_
or jab sms nhi karte to
__________
sms kia karo dil ka mamla hy yr.

Loving u - Love SMS

Loving u is not just having a cup of coffee.
It still takes me time to add in sugar and milk to make it
sweeter and pure...

Never search your happiness - Quotes SMS

Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone.
But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.

God's blessings - Good Night SMS

God's blessings come as a surprise
but how much you receive
depends onhow much your heart believes !
May you be blessed beyond you expectations
Go0d night x x x

I pray for a life that u deserve - Good Morning SMS

I pray for a life that u deserve,
ä life as gud as ur heart,
as bright as ur smile &
as wounderfül as u r.
Enjoy life & stay in God's grace. Gudmrng!

Shakespear said - Quotes SMS

Shakespear said, " I ALWAYZ FEEL HAPPY U KW Y,
BCOZ I DNT EXPECT ANYTHNG 4RM ANY1,
EXPECTATIONZ ALWAYZ HURT....."

Mana k Sapne - Decent SMS

Mana k Sapne kapehla lafz "S"hota hai
lekin
agr "S" ko nikal do
to
"apne" reh jate ha
Or
Agr Aap jese "APNE" na hon
to
Sapne koi maanay nahi rakhte.

best moments in life - Decent SMS

"best moments in life"
To laugh until it hurts ur stomach.
To clear ur last exam.
To recieve a call from some one u dont see him alot, but u want to.
To fall in love.
To hear accidently that somebody said something good of u.
To wakeup and realize it is still possible to sllep a couple of hours.
To hear something that makes u remember good times!
To pass a while with ur best freind.
To see a old freind again and to feel things havent changed.

When God opened - Decent SMS

When God opened the window of mercy,
He asked me what is your wish for today?
I said " take care of that person who is reding this SMS"

Whenever you want - Cool SMS

Whenever you want to know how rich you are,


Dont count your money just drop a
tear and look around at the number
of hands that reach out to wipe ur tears.