Aur kha apple salay

Apple = Vitamins

Vitamin = Power

Power = Work

Work = Money

Money = Women

Women = Sex

Sex = Aids

Aids = Death

Aur kha apple salay=p

Adult Girl Friend SMS

Girl:Ye Galat hai
Boy:But I LoveU
Girl:Ye Galat hai
Boy:Hum Shadi kr Lenge
Girl:Ye Galat hai
Boy:Ye Galat nhi hy
Girl: pagal,Tm Jaha Dal Rahe ho,Wo Jagah Galat hai.

ADULT SMS - Sex satisfaction

In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends... (William Madarchod)

Adult Pathan SMS

Bacho Ka Dushman SEX Ki Dukaan,
"I'm Pathan

Na Choot Ki Aarzoo Na Babbo Pe Dehaan,
"I'm Pathan"

15 Say 18 Saal K Bache Mujhsy Pareshan,
"I'm Pathan"

Meri Pasand Baghair Baalon Wali Gand,
"I'm Pathan"

Msg Parh Kar Marwany Ka Dil Bole To Kabhi Aana Wazeeristan,
"I'm Pathan"

"G-A-PATHAN"

Adult Text Message - Khasi kaisa hai ?

Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,
Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,
Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,
Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,
Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly Gandoo,
Samosay walay se 6 Lun Pakora mangne walay Bhokay,
Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,

KAISA HAI RE??

ADULT SMS - Agar main tumhari ami hoti.

Teacher:Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhy se insaan bana deti

Student:Aur meray abbu app ko 1 mint me insaan se ghori bana dety...!

Lorra mera

Hum ne to wafa ki thipar os ne hi dil

"TORAA MERA "

phr 1 din os ne pucha hamari yad ati haihum ne b likh dia

"LORRAA MERA"

Expired Girl Friend SMS

Apni Girl Friend wapis lo or
mere pesy wapis karo
aaj k bad aisa maal kabhi na bhejna
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Adult Rapa Text Message

Ek Larki Chori k Case Mein Pakri Gai
Raat ko Police Waala:Chalo Sahab Ne Statment Lena Hai
Sahab Ne Larki Say Sex kiya,
Issi Tarah Saaray Police walon Nay Statment Li.
Subha Larki ko Court Mein Pesh kiya Gaya
Judge: Apni Statment Do
Larki: Sahab kal Le Lena Aaj To Statment Bohat Dukh Rahi Hai.;)

Adult SMS

Wife, husband ka Lund pakar k boli:Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na.
Husband: is ko choot mein lena hai ya school bhejna hai? :-)

ADULT SMS

Brazer or bunyaan main kya fark hai?

Pathan:
Bunyaan main kapra zyada or load kum hota hai..

Brazer main kapra kum or load zyada hota hai! B-)

Faraz adult SMS

Ek hi pool me naha rhi thi Sana aur Naaz...,


dono ki brazer le k bhag gaya faraz.!!$*

Adult SMS

1 Solid Lun Ki Qeemat Tum Kya Jano Muthal Babu,Sexy Larkio Ka Khwab Hota Hai 1 Solid Lun,Her Suhagan Ki Choot ka Taj Hota Hai 1 Solid Lun,Her Randi K Dhanday Ka Raz Hota Hai 1 Solid Lun,Aur tum jese Gandoo Ki GandPhar Deta Hai 1 Solid Lun!;-

Funny adult SMS

Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay koi pasand nahi karta?
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''CHUTIYAAPA''

Adult double meaning SMS

Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye
us na ulta kia...
Pechay sa khola..
Aur dal dia...
Larki bhut khush the
wo phle bar dalwa re the...



Mobile ma sim card

Adult funny SMS

Miss: batow monkey or larki may kia baat comman hai?













Student: aik hi baat comman hai "kela" daikh kay dono pagal hojatay hain...!!

Adult Friendship SMS

Oye Mere Yaar

Gaand k bukhar

Mere Lund k shikaar

O Lundo k khuwaar

Mere twinkle star

Meri Muth ki dhaar

Mere Lorey k dil-dar

I MISS U YAR.

Adult SMS

Teacher: kya lund me haddi hoti hai?
Girl: haan
Boy: No sir, in larkyion ko kya pata inho ne to sirf khara howa Lund hi dekha hai.

Adult SMS

Tum randi ho or Me FARAZ hun,...
Wah Wah Wah...
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Tum randi ho aur Mein FARAZ hun,,
Dafa ho Jao bhnchod me Tum se Naraz hun!

Adult SMS

Harbajan & Sania Mirza Wanted 2 Have Sex.

Harbajan Kept His Penis On Sania's Thighs.
Sania: Why Here? Y Not On The Point?
Harbajan: Yahan Se Swing Karonga...;)