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Agr koi acha sa sMs ho...tojaldi se


.........Usay paper pe likh k,




Fold kr k,


Almari me rakh




klock laga do.




Kahin ghalti se






send na ho jaye...

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True meaning of GIRL - Funny SMS

True meaning of "GIRL":
"G"=GOSSIP me sabse aage..
"I"=INNOCENT sirf shakal se
"R"=RONE ki automatic machine
"L"=LARAI mein sabki maa..!

MENTLAL HOSPITAL - Insult SMS

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/- - ¡ van i

-'''O-'""""""""'O"O'
ye MANTLAL HOSPITAL ki van hai Paglon ko lene i hai

Tumko meri Dosti ki Qasam

BHAAG JAO.

Ek kaam kar yaar - Funny SMS

Ek kaam kar yaar





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is msg ko DELETE kar de isme kuch nhi hai.

A Simple Logic - Funny SMS

A Simple Logic:

Human=eat+work+sleep
+enjoy

Donkey=eat+work+sleep

Therefore
Human=donkey+enjoy
0r
Human-enjoy=donkey

i.e.Human who doesnt enjoy is a donkey.

Wife Hints 2 Husband - Funny SMS

Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car Saying,"Dear,Buy Me Sumthing Dat Goes from 0 To 80 In 3 Secs When Im On It."
Husband Gifted Her...."A Weighing Machine"

Subzi teri ho - Funny SMS

Subzi teri ho,Handi meri ho,

Gari meri ho,Petrol tera ho,

Ghalti meri ho,Pitai teri ho,

Hum dono ki dosti itni gehri ho k,

Mangeter teri ho,Or shadi meri ho...

Welcome 2 Pakistan - Funny SMS

Welcome 2 Pakistan,
Due 2 the recent situation of pak. the courses have been changed 2;
MBBS:Master in Bomb Blasting Strategies
CA:Career in Alqaeda
MSc:Master Sucide Course
IT:Institute of Terrorism
MBA:Member of Blasting Agency
All these Courses offerd by
UET:Univrsty of Error n Terror!!!

Meri shadi kay - Faraz SMS

Meri shadi kay moqe pay us ne mujh se kaha FARAZ

Tenu dulha kinne banaya bhotni ke.

A woman is sitting - Funny SMS

A woman is sitting at a bench in a park.

A man approaches her: Hi, honey, Want a little company?

Woman: Why?

Do you have one to sell?

AAPKI nazron se hum - Insult SMS

AAPKI nazron se hum ghayal ho gaye, Aapki smile k hum kayal ho gaye,
SMS kya free
Hue AAP Jaise BUDDHO bhi shayar ho gaye

Tamam KHOBSORAT - Insult SMS

Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-

D0N ki bund - Adult Insult SMS

D0N ki bund marne ka intezar to 11 pathan kar rahey hain,

Magar DON ki bund marna na to Mushkil ha,or na hi NaMumkin,

bs don zra ye sms parh le..

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Har sans se - Insult SMS

Har sans se,Har aas se,
Har rang se,har Umang se, khushyon se, Ghamon se,
Mithas se,Ehsas se,
Muskan se,
Dil se,
OR
Dhardkan ki gherayon se,
"Chal Nikal ";-):-D

Agr koi acha sa sms - Insult SMS

Agr koi acha sa sms ho...

Tojaldi sy.........

Usy paper pe likh k

Fold kr k

Almari men rkh k

lock lga den.

Kahin ghalti sy

send na hojy..........

Hijrey nachane hain - Funny SMS

Ek bacha apne papa se: papa me ne b apni shadi pe Hijrey nachane hain aap ki shadi ki trha.
Papa:
Kutte k bachay wo tri phuphian thee....;-)

kutta kaate ga - Insult SMS

Jis tarha heere ko heera kaat ta he..Sone ko sona kaat ta he..Lohe ko loha kaat ta he..Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din tumhe.
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kutta kaate ga

Golden words - Insult SMS

Golden words : agr tm jise pasnd krte ho usse na pa sako tu...


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LANAT HAI TUMHARI SHAKAL PE..

OopS..Sorry! - Insult SMS

Cheel urri ,.'
Kaw'wa urra.!,'
Maina urri,.,'
Chir'ria urri....,'
Gadha urra.,.,'
OopS..Sorry!

Jaldi jaldi main ap ko b urra dia:-)