Latest SMS Jokes And Text Messages


Asif Zardari SMS

Bin tumhare zindgi me dard hy ruswai hy tanhai hy,
Laut k aa jao SHERI REHMAN ye kya bewafai hy..!
(Valentine's msg by ASIF ZARDARI(',')

Zardari SMS

Bilawal to zardari

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

zardari.,..
hahahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye wqt phr nhi ayega.

Zardari Funny SMS

Essay on my country (1/1/2015)
I luv my contry vry mch
My contry name is Krachi
It has 4provncs Gulshn,Johar,Malir & F.B.Area
da capital of khi is Defnce
Asif Zardari da foundr of our nation
Now he is Presidnt of Zardarstan i.e ex-Pakstan
Bilawal is our Presidnt n Faroq satar is our P.M
Our forefathrs n gr8 leadr fought aganst talbinzation &gv us indpndnt nation
Our nationl game is fightin
Our nationl crickt team is Krachi Dolphns

Zillat he zillat - Zardari SMS

Quaid_e_Azam was

Quaid_e_Millat
Fatima Jinah

Maader_e_Millat
Liaqat Ali Khan

Shaheed_e_Millat

Gilani ?
Aaty Ki Qilat
or
Zardari ?

Zillat he zillat.

1Pistol 2Gun - Adult SMS,

1Pistol 2Gun ZARDARI ki Maa ko Lund

Bijli 8 bajay Band Bijli 10 Bajay Band ZARDARI ki Behn ko Lund

Jisne Ye SmS 4wrd
Nhi kya Uski Gand
Me GhadAy ka Lund.

Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Main Hon ASIF ZARDARI!
Pehle Biwi Maari
Ab Awaam Ki Hai Bari

Go Musharaf GO ki
Kamyabi k Baad
Ek nai Tehreek Chakne
Ja Rahi Hai
Jis mein awam nunge hokar
Jaloos Mein Naara Lagaye Gai
"Lo Zardari Lo"