Latest SMS Jokes And Text Messages


Lazy person to do a difficult job

"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job

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Because he will definitely find an easy way to do it
[Bill Gates]

Inspirational SMS

Life Is a Revolving Wheel.
Help Those Who Are In The Lower Half.Bcoz
In The Next Turn U Will Need Their Help .!

Shakespeare says - Quotes SMS

Life is not a rehearsal,Each day is a new show.No repeat, no rewind, no retake. So give ur best shot in all ur acts.As the show goes on and on.(Shakespeare)

Ey Logo! - Islam SMS

Ey Logo!
"Tum GULAB k PHOOL Ban jaoKyun
Q K Ye PHOOLUs K Hatho'o Mein bhi KHUSBOO Chor jata hay
jo isay Masal Kar Phenk Detay hay"..
Hazrat Ali (R.Z)..

saddest sentence - Quotes SMS

The world's saddest sentence said by the world's funniest person Charlie Chaplin,
"I love to walk in rain, bcoz no one can see my tears".

Never search your happiness - Quotes SMS

Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone.
But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.

Shakespear said - Quotes SMS

Shakespear said, " I ALWAYZ FEEL HAPPY U KW Y,
BCOZ I DNT EXPECT ANYTHNG 4RM ANY1,
EXPECTATIONZ ALWAYZ HURT....."

Golden words - Quotes SMS

Golden words by Shakespeare:

"Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation.
But don't go to ur friend in happiness without invitation."

They don't LUV dat don't show their LUV d course of TRUE LUV ever did run smooth LUV is a familiar LUV is a devil Dere's no DEVIL ANGEL bt LUV ... =] -Shakespare-

The cross of Christ
shows us that God’s love
is of deepest descent…
universal distribution and
of eternal duration. - Dr. Fred Barlow