Pathan ko jungle se sheesha mila

Ek pathan apne khandan ke sath jungle main rehta tha

Aik din usay jungle se 1 sheesha mila

Wo samjha k us k baap ki tasweer hai

Wo usay apne ghar le gaya aur us se roz baatain karne laga

Us ki bivi ko shak hua

Aik din shohar ki gair mojood gi mai us ne sheesha nikalaaur apna aks daikh k boli

"Acha tou ye hai wo kalmoi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha"

Us ne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya tou saas ne kaha "Khair hai budhi hai jald mar jae G"

Mera us shehr-e-adawat mai

Mera us shehr-e-adawat mai basaira hai

Faraz

Jahan Log sajdoon mai bhe auron ka bura chahte hai:(

Mandir ki deewar Pe likha tha

Mandir ki deewar pe likha tha agar gunnah kar k thak gaye ho tou ander aajao

Neeche ek larki Lipstick se likh gayi

Agar nahi thake tou mandir K peeche aajao:D

Aur kha apple salay

Apple = Vitamins

Vitamin = Power

Power = Work

Work = Money

Money = Women

Women = Sex

Sex = Aids

Aids = Death

Aur kha apple salay=p

Mere Doston Ki Paichan

Mere doston ki paichan itni mushkil nahi hai

FAraz

Wo sab se aage hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain:)

Tera Jo Hai

A girl talking on mobile

2nd girl:Kis se baat kar rahi ho??

1st:Bhai se

2nd:Itne pyar se ??

1st:Haan tera jo hai!

Ufone Walon ko Kiya hogaya hai?

Ek aurat dosri se

Tauba!Ye ufone walon ko kiya hogaya hai??

Baray se poster par larki ki photo hai aur likha hai!

Lagay raho sari raat sirf 2 rupay 99 paise mai!!

3 Din se ghar nahi pounchi

Ek larki sarak pe akeli jarahi thi peeche se ek boy ghar tak lift chahiye kya??

Girl:Bhag ja saly 3 din se lift le rahi hun aaj tak ghar nahi pounchi:D:)

Tmse hath kese milaun

Gham sunane k liye tumse hath kese milaun ae

DoSt

Tumhe tou naak mai ungliyaan dalne se he fursat nahi:P

Lazy person to do a difficult job

"I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job

.

.

Because he will definitely find an easy way to do it

[Bill Gates]

Hum Bhool He Nahi Paty

Nahi hai hamara haal kuch tumhare haal se alag

FAraz

Bus Farak Hai Itna

K

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.

Tum yaad karte ho Aur hum bhool he nahi paty:(

Pathar Tou Nahi

Jane Kyun Har Koi Mujhe Tanha Chor Jaata Hai

FAraz

Main MAzboot Tou Bohat Hoon Magar

"PATHAR TOU NAHI"

Jawani k Din

Dada aur dai ne apni jawani k dino ko phir se yaad kar k manane ka socha;)

Unho ne faisla kiya k hum phir karachi university mai milenge

Dada subah jaldi uth kar tayar ho k books le kar university pounche B-)

Bohat dair hogae dadi nahi aae,wo gusse mai ghar aae books phenkte hue bole tum aae Q nahi??;(

dadi sharmate hue bolin,Aaj Point nikal gaya tha:P

Dedicate to All Busy Friends

Wo Bhe din Thay Ek Pal na Guzarta Tha Tmhara Hamare Siwa

FAraz

Ye Bhe Din HAin Ky Ek PAl nAhi Milta hamare Liye!

DEdicate To All Busy Friends